[ She almost replies that if they leave it anonymously, how is she supposed to return it (can anon messages even be replied to... OH WELL), but then she plays it back. W o w. Shame on you. ]

Mr, you did it wrong. It's supposed to be "send this to all the people you love and care for, if you get 5 back no one will break your heard"! Which is much nicer than saying something bad might happen to them!